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How Many Eggs can you fit in a Pickup Truck?

There are obstacles in living on an isolated island that don't exist in continental life.  Koh Tao is 66 km off the coast of the peninsula of Thailand, due east of Chumphon.  It is roughly 50 km north of its nearest neighbor with real infrastructure, Koh Pha Ngan.

Transit options generally include small speedboats (2h), "express" boats (2.5h), catamarans (1.5h), and an assortment of slow boats (small car ferry, and a cargo ferry, 8h).  If the sea looks like anything but a mirror it is best to avoid the speedboats.  The express boats are only slightly better, and can handle 1m swells without much trouble.  The catamaran is safe in 2m swells, and it will run in almost anything.  No means of transport is comfortable in swells over 3m.

This isolation makes it difficult when the seas get rough; 2m swells add 50% to the time, and 4m swells doubles the time, if it is even possible.   Being stranded on the "rock" generally isn't that big of a problem, but the lack of supplies coming in can be a problem at times.

It had been about a week since the slow boat had made it to Koh Tao.  Fruit and foodstuffs had not made it to the island since then, as well as some other important supplies for island life.  Thai food can actually taste pretty bad without good fresh vegtables...

You know the seas are bad when...

One good measure of when the seas are bad is when they send out the Thai Navy to deliver eggs to the island.  Just how many eggs can you fit on a Navy Cutter?  Apparently about five pickup trucks worth!  The unloading process was interesting to watch: a bucket brigate (only with flats of eggs) ended at a pickup truck and spread into every corner of the boat.  Eggs were coming from everywhere!

Ironically, this goodwill mission made it to the island a couple hours after the slow boat, but the market was full of fresh vegtables and of course lots of eggs.  All the locals and restaurant staff quickly made it to the market to raid it for their much needed supplies.

And, equally importantly, all the empty beer bottles were loaded up on the ferry to be returned for deposit.

A good day on the island, and a great evening for food!

(In case anybody wants to know, a pickup truck can hold about 8,640 eggs in flats, and considerably more if they are scrambled.)

Thai Navy Ship docked at Koh Tao's main pier

Thai Navy delivering eggs to the island after several days of rough seas.